What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?
Last Updated: 20.06.2025 06:19
No, not a chance
Catatonics & High Colonics
Then came..
Is it true that Jehovah's witnesses once thought the world would end in 1975?
Unacceptable again!
Thumbs down again.
Loons and Moons
China Housing Demand to Stay at 75% Below Peak, Goldman Says - Bloomberg
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
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They put up a sign reading
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Can a mother forget her child after she puts him or her up for adoption?
Everyone loved it.
share office space ...
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Mysterious fast radio bursts help astronomers pinpoint cosmic ‘missing’ matter - CNN
So they tried
Another attempt resulted in ...
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Why did Donald Trump look so old during the debate?
Still no good
Minds and Behinds
So, the docs changed it to read
Why does an older married man turn bisexual?
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Still no good.
Nuts and Butts
No go.
Why are you a Muslim? Why is it Islam for you and not something else?
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Just Forget it!
Hysterias & Posteriors
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
No way
Freaks and Cheeks
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Next, they tried...